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Phoenix Wright Kink Meme [Part One]
So. lolz, obviously Phoenix Wright is one of my favorite fandoms. Other than Kingdom Hearts. And I've been filling out a ton of requests for the Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme.

I've been writing lots lately and I looked around for a Phoenix Wright meme but I couldn't find one. Not even on the Master Link of Kink Memes. I moped about it for a bit. Then I was like, lolz. Why can't I do it? So.

PHOENIX WRIGHT KINK MEME!


ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri and het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks what have you. It's all welcome here. It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!

After that, your request will be filled out by ANONYMOUS.

If you make a request, please at least attempt at filling one out. We don't want all requests and no fics! Please keep the train moving, thanks. Also, if a pairing and/or kink inspires you, but it's already filled out, don't back off - more than one submission per kink is acceptable! If it inspires you, who cares? Write! :D

P.S., I LOVE YOU ANONYMOUS

So let's get writing!


Please to be pimping this out? Thanks ♥

Remember:
→ Keep it anonymous for fun times!
→ Make a request? Fill one out.
→ Try not to chat too much or anonymous might think the request has been filled.
→ Check out the Master Link of Kink Memes for other fandoms.
→ Here's a list of kinks to get your mind jogging.
→ Requests can be filled out more than once
→ Please only one request per comment!
→ All fanwork is not restricted to just fiction. If you'd like to draw, or otherwise, feel free! :D
→ It's up to the author to decide whether or not to use Japanese or English names.
→ For quick reference: Ryuichi Naruhodo = Phoenix Wright | Miles Edgeworth = Reiji Mitsurugi
→ Wank somewhere else, thanks.
→ If you make a request, at least attempt at filling one out. Try not to request more than you're filling out.
→ Replying to requests in the form of roleplay is allowed. If you're threading it, then PLEASE thread in your own post so you don't waste comment space.
→ Keep it fun. 8D

Holy shit you guys, this is epic.

!!! an index of completed ficcage can be found here !!!
Thanks, [info]sabinelagrande

!!! Here there be unfinished prompts !!!
Another big thanks goes to [info]kaylesta for this one.
*this isn't being updated anymore*

!!! Unfinished prompts - the new post !!!

UPDATE POST!
Check here for regular updates including new and filled kinks!


Haha, I love you guys.



PART 1 ☆ PART 2 ☆ PART 3
PART 4 ☆ PART 5 ☆ PART 6
PART 7 ☆ PART 8 ☆ PART 9
PART 10 ☆ PART 11 ☆ PART 12
PART 13 ☆ PART 14 ☆ PART 15
PART 16 ☆ PART 17 ☆ PART 18
DISCUSSION
Please don't forget to check previous parts for unfilled requests!

ALSO SEE
THE COURT OF APPEALS
The re-requesting meme!

Attention: I went through part one and made some more space by deleting comments that had no replies, including requests. Feel free to re-request. If I ended up deleting a request you were writing for, then request it here on part two yourself and then reply to it. I'm sure you can remember the prompt and pairing you were writing for.

I really don't have the time to go through all the comments. :\

If the Kink Meme part one is full please post your finished works on the most recent part, with a link to the original request.

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IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS
(Anonymous)
2007-11-26 05:45 pm UTC (link)
this was most certainly not written to spite the certain someone responsible for the comments above. i hope you'll enjoy this completely factual account.


It was a sad fact of life that everyone wanted Juan Corrida's hot, sexy body. This meant everyone, including the majority of people on earth, which was why his show was so amazingly popular. It was by far the most popular show that ever existed, way more so than any lame show about some kind of Samurai or another. Except for the Steel Samurai, which came before the Jammin' Ninja and had a genuinely nice guy as the lead. (a/n: hey Will if you're reading this we should go out for beeres again sometime)

But yes, the Jammin' Ninja was by far the pinnacle of television achivement, and its lead actor, the humble and brilliant Juan Corrida, a virtually perfect hispanic Adonis. Therefore it obviously followed that some people would be jealous of his kind nature and admirable character, as well as his sexy ass, and that's where our second player comes in, a particularly pathetic actor who didn't even rank as high as a rival, because he was nowhere near Juan's brilliance. Like a speck of dust against a shining star. His name was Matt Engarde by the way, and he sucks.

so one day, Juan Corrida was chilling out in his extremely expensive, huge and glorious house, which people fought and killed each other over being invited to every day. Thankfully due to Juan's kind and gentle spirit he let people visit his house for parities and stuff like that, so many people loved him. Unlike some shut-in weirdos who put motorcycles in their houses and hang them from the ceiling like crazy people. But Juan was watching the news when he heard a knock at the door. Being prompt and self-reliant, Juan needed no buttler to go answer the door for him unlike some people, and wnt and answered the door.

Lo and behold, standing there was Matt Engarde! He was drunk and angry and resentful, because he could never be as good as Juan Corrida was, ever. He was also ugly. Anyway, Matt started yelling at Juan, and his voice cracked and changed pitch like a little girl whenever he gets angry, which is really hilarious.

"Why are you so popular, Juan?" Matt lamented, weeping big girly tears from his big girly eyes. "It's not fair, I want to be as popular as you! But I just can't, because I'm not nearly as awesome!"

"Well, I am pretty awesome," Juan said.

"Well you're not too awesome...FOR BULLETS!" Matt shouted, and he pulled out a gun! Thankfully, Juan knew a lot of martial arts from his show and he kicked the gun right out of Matt's hand, where it flew into a bush where it wouldn't hurt anyone. Matt, now disarmed, did not know what to do, and he ran at Juan with his hands held up like he was going to scratch his face off, an appropriately wussy thing to do in a fight, since Matt Engarde was a giant wuss.

Juan was not afraid of a giant wuss though, and he quickly wrestled Matt to the ground! He sat on his back while he had him pinned, and Matt whined like an asthmatic cat (a/n like the first shoe before you bashed his head in with a hammer yes i know about that matt you sicko) because he could not stand up in the face of Juan's awesomeoness.

"Why? Why? Why must it be like this?" Matt cried. "Why do you always win! It's not fair!"

"It's probably cause I'm awesome, like you said before," Juan said handsomely.

"Shut up! It's not fair! You're so amazing! I just want to be amazing too!"

Juan, although he had the patience of a saint, did not have the patience for Matt's whining, and he let him up off the ground and shooed him out the door. "You shouldn't drink Matt it's bad for you, now go home and sleep it off. Someday you'll accept the fact I am more awesome then you, because it is true and there's nothing you can do about it."

Matt almost left, but then suddenly he turned around and kissed Juan right on the mouth! The author wants to make it clear here that Juan Corrida definitely isn't gay, although Matt Engarde probably is since he does this all the time, and he wasn't about to let someone like Matt who murdered kittens and pushed old ladies down the stairs kiss him, a guy who really liked woman. So just to make it clear Juan really likes woman, okay? Don't want anyone to get confused.

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IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS PT 2
(Anonymous)
2007-11-26 05:49 pm UTC (link)
But so Matt was kissing Juan! And Juan was like aw hell naw and he pushed Matt off, but Matt was right back on him! Since Matt was such a loser and couldn't win against Juan normally he always tried to starts fights with sex, since he thought he could maybe win those instead because he was a cheap slut. But Juan was also a good at sexfights, so he didn't win those either! Not that Juan enjoyed sexfighting, cause he wasn't gay.

So Juan kissed Matt back to try and show him who was boss, and Matt pushed him up against a wall and like Juan was going to let that happen, and he whirled around and pinned Matt instead! And Matt tried to get away, but Juan was too strong for him, and he was such a wuss he couldn't even get away at all and just kept kissing him deeper and deeper. Cause that was the only way he could fight at the moment. Juan was a real good kisser, by the way. If you're interested, ladies.

It was probably cause Juan was such a good kisser even if he was kissing a guy that Matt got a huge boner, since he was probably gay and everything, and he totally wanted Juan's body. But he was sexfighting, so he couldn't say that. This was why Matt never won these sexfights, cause he always wanted Juan to do him hard in the butt, and if that happens you lose. Again, probably because he was a huge slut. But he wasn't going to admit it that easily, and he punched Juan in the chest which hurt. So Juan grabbed his hair and kissed him real hard and bit him, and Matt started pulling at his clothes and also pushing him away, cause he was so dumb he didn't know if he wanted to win or lose.

But anyway it didn't matter, cause even when Matt was trying to get away and yelling at him and biting and scratching like some kind of animal Juan wasn't going to lose a sexfight that easily, and they wrestled and fought all the way over to the couch, screaming and yelling at each other. Matt totally sounds like a girl if you get him angry and screaming when he's really horny, if you're curious. Not that the author would know anything about that.

But anyway, Matt was all grr argh and bit Juan's arm, and Juan smacked him right in his dumb face and made his lip bleed, and Matt called him a bunch of swear words in succession that didn't even make sense, since he's an idiot. Juan didn't care, cause he insulted him right back with insults that made sense in Spanish, since Matt hated that. Matt clawed up his chest and screamed like a wuss and then Juan kicked out his legs right from under him, and Matt fell across the arm of the couch. Even though they were supposed to be sexfighting it was really obvious that Matt totally wanted it cause he had his ass right up in the air as if begging Juan to bang him at that point, even though he was calling him some racist words cause he had no class, unlike Juan.

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IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS PT 3
(Anonymous)
2007-11-26 05:53 pm UTC (link)
But anyway Matt wouldn't shut his whore mouth, so Juan decided that it was time to end the sexfight and pulled out his incredibly large penis (way bigger than matt's) and put it right in him. Matt, being the cheap whore that he is, totally started getting all into it and moaning and stuff, but also cursing because he can't decide who the hell he is most of the time and whether he wants Juan or hates Juan, and believe me that gets old real fast. But Juan didn't care cause he was going to win this sexfight and so he just started fucking him right across the couch arm so Matt couldn't get any leverage and get away, and Matt yelled at him and told him to stop it and then go faster, and it's like make up your mind matt god.

But they went at it like that for a while (for a long while since Juan can last a real long time by the way) and Matt was all enjoying it at the end and moaning and asking him for more, and totally getting off on being fucked by Juan Corrida, no matter what he says. But anyway way way after Matt came (shrieking "I love you you spic bastard" like that makes any sense Matt jesus one or the other) Juan eventually did too, and then he pushed Matt right off the couch onto the floor and told him to get out. And Matt, having totally lost the sexfight seriously, got up all sniveling and crying and slinked out like a bad dog, which he was. Except for the whole sex part, because Juan Corrida definitely does not have sex with dogs. Just stupid psychos who don't even know what they want and don't even know what to do with it if they got it. Although Matt does yelp if you kick him right.

And that was how Juan Corrida thoroughly owned Matt Engarde, and will continue to do so until the end of time because Matt Engarde's a loser and a whore, and also a psychopath. Totally unrelated, but the author also advises that if you do invite Matt to your house for some reason that you hide all your kitchen knives because he'll probably try to stab you with one after you've been making out for an hour. God only knows why, the bitch be crazy.

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS PT 3
(Anonymous)
2007-11-27 04:31 am UTC (link)
this is win, forever

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NON-OP LOVES THIS
(Anonymous)
2007-11-27 05:06 pm UTC (link)
You know... I can see Juan narrating the story like this. And that's why it's so great. It's even funnier because Juan knows about Evil!Matt.

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS PT 3
(Anonymous)
2007-11-29 03:35 am UTC (link)
The narraration makes this art, it really does. It's amazing! ^_^

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS PT 3
(Anonymous)
2007-11-29 07:40 am UTC (link)
This was totally the most awesome thing EVAR!

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN DOWN A FEW PEGS PT 3
(Anonymous)
2007-11-29 08:59 am UTC (link)
Anon, you have captured the soul and essence of that which is Juan Corrida.

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN UP A FEW PEGS
(Anonymous)
2007-12-03 02:10 am UTC (link)
Fact, no one ever wanted Juan Corrida's body. This made the one true sexy actor in the industry feel slight pity for the ugly rival of his. Matt could never think how horrible it would be without looks and good acting skills. Corrida was certainly brave to try and go against his magma-hot looks and charm. Matt had it all, money, fame, cars, whatever women he pleased. Matt was certainly not big headed about it, Engarde was a wonderful and kind person who would never hurt a soul.

Of course, Juan was just jealous. Here Matt was trying to be nice with Juan only spitting it back at his face. Matt knew the show business was not for Juan, but alas Juan never listened. Matt, how ever, had patiences aswell as many other great vitues to match his sexy body and charms. Matt, ladies, was the best of both worlds. He also is a genious. Unlike Juan. Juan is like, retarded or something with a IQ of like, 12. It's truth, Matt checked it.

So like one day, Matt Engarde, AKA Sexyess man on the planet, was driving him his very expensive car. It matched him in many ways, how sexy he looked going down the street, how loud he could roar aswell as both were pretty big and bold. This car was probably advertisment. So anyway, like he was driving and he passed that unsexy cowards house. So parking he totally tought it'd be like, so fun to mess around with Juan. Cause like, Juan liked it when Matt teased him because Juan knows that Matt is a wonderful person to come out his way to see him and Juan is grateful. Just he doesn't show it much.

Cause Matt is totally manly, he had like, drunk some stuff before driving. But like he was totally sober enough to drive and walk and stuff. He could still beat Juan's ass anyway, he could beat it in his sleep. Because Juan is a pussy like that. Not the good type of pussy or something like that, doesn't matter, Juan Corrida is still ugly and not as great as Matt. Ratings said so.

So like, Juan finally gets off his fat ass and opens the door, and then he's like, being so rude and not letting Matt into his house. So like Matt crosses his arms, looking really sexy and stuff and then Juan burst into tears.

"Why are you so popular, Matt? It's not fair! I wish I was as sexy as you! Please, Matt your the greatest and most sexy person ever!" Both of them knew it was like, totally true and nothing could prove it other wise.

"Well, Juan not everyone is born as handsome and awesome as me," Matt said, running a hand through his finely styled and rose smelling hair. Like it's not gay, the ladies love men with nice hair.

But then, because Juan is probably like batshit insane or something, he totally pulled out a gun at Matt. Matt, of course, did his own stunts and a simple disarming thingy was quickly done, leaving Juan defenceless. Juan was always the violent one, some times Matt felt like he was being picked on by Juan because of his greatness. And like, it was so easy to disarm Juan because he was still a pussy. A dumb weak one against his wonderful strength and six pack.

Being such a nice person, Matt let Juan thought he had won when Juan sat on his back, pinning him. Of course Matt could easily brush Juan off, just it was funny to see Juan like, so happy about it. But we all know Matt is like, ten times better than Juan at everything. Fact. Also, Matt totally knew Juan had some like, man crush on him which was totally gay (a/n I still have that photo of you totally jerking off to a picture of me. Totally not photoshopped.)

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN UP A FEW PEGS PT2
(Anonymous)
2007-12-03 02:11 am UTC (link)
"Ha! I win! Tell me, Matt, why can't I be as awesome as you!? Please Matt, I'm just so dumb and ugly unlike you!" Said Juan Corrida in his stupid girly voice.

"It's probably cause some people are just born sexy and gifted," Matt replied with wonderful charm and grace.

Juan knew he would be ass whooped is Matt stayed any longer, so he tried to make Matt leave. Making up some excuses about how he should sleep off his drinks. Well Matt wasn't a light weight, unlike Juan. Juan got drunk on alchopops.

Then when Matt was leaving, Juan grabbed onto his arm and kissed him. Of course, everyone wants to kiss Matt Engarde but Matt wasn't gay or anything. Though Juan is probably is, like his pants were way too tight to not be gay. Also his hair was really gay.

So like, Juan was all trying to eat Matt's face off and give him AIDs and Matt was all, no way and pushed Juan off. But since Juan is such a retard he tried to start a sex fight. But Matt was like, better at sex, but he supposed he would let Juan win. After all he's such a nice guy and Juan would maybe stop stalking him afterwards. Not like Matt enjoyed sex fightening, he was totally not gay.

So Juan kissed Matt to try and show him who was boss but like failed because Matt Engarde was always the boss .Matt then totally pushed him up against a wall and like Juan was going to let that happen, and Matt thought it'd be nice he if let Juan think he was winning. So Juan whirled around and pinned Matt, though Matt knew that was ment to happen. And because Juan is that gay, he kept on kissing Matt deeper and harder, getting totally horny over me like a gay guy. Cause that was the only way he could fight at the moment. Matt was a reall good kisser, like he was the god at kissing, Juan was way too sloppy and crap at it.

Because Juan is totally gay for Matt, he was already totally hard over Matt's sexy body and totally wanted it. Matt knew that this cover of sex fights was just to like, cover up his own feeling towards Matt. Matt totally knew Juan wanted to screwed by him over and over again, but Matt was so not like that. Juan was such an attention whore but Juan would try and act like some lame tough guy. This made it even funnier for Matt when Juan was trying to over power him because Matt could totally whoop his flowery ass anyday.

But anyway it didn't matter, cause even when Juan was trying to sound manly and dominating and yelling at him and biting and scratching like some kind of animal Matt wasn't going to lose a sexfight that easily. Because unlike Juan he had manners and wasb't a barbarian like Juan. Juan was like, a caveman. They wrestled and fought all the way over to the couch, screaming and yelling at each other. Juan totally sounds like a girl on like, a period if you get him angry and screaming when he's really horny, if you're curious. (a/n I made that bit up, because I wouldn't know.)

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN UP A FEW PEGS PT3
(Anonymous)
2007-12-03 02:13 am UTC (link)
But anyway, Juan was all grrrr and bit Matt's beautiful toned arm, and Matt smacked him right in his dumb face and made his lip bleed with his soft but manly hands, and Juan called him a bunch of swear words in succession that didn't even make sense, since he's an idiot and like, 6 years old mentally. Matt didn't care, cause he insulted him right back with insults that made sense to smart people, since Juan hated that like so much because he's so dumb. Even though they were supposed to be sexfighting it was really obvious that Juan totally wanted his hot body even though he was calling him some stupid words because he had so class or like, a dictionary, unlike Matt.


Because Juan is a wimp and couldn't fight anymore, he decided that it was time to end the sexfight and pulled out his small large penis (way smaller than matt's) and put it right in him. Matt, being the non-gay and better one that he is, totally was uneffected while Juan was totally moaning and stuff, But Juan didn't care cause he was going to win this sexfight and so he just started fucking him right across the couch arm so Matt couldn't get any leverage and get away, but like Matt was only letting him to. Matt was only letting Juan do this because he is like, the nicest person ever.

So like, it lasted only a minute because Juan can't last that long and Juan was totally admitting how hot and sexy he thought Matt was. But anyway Juan came shrieking "I love you you, you sexy hot person who I'll be like!" like that makes any sense Juan because it'll never come true, jesus, Juan was a little more than retarded) Then like, Matt pushed Juan off the couch, laughing his sexy laugh while using his sexy charm. And Juen, having totally been like, disappointed and kicked to the floor, got up all sniveling and crying and slinked out like a bad dog, which he was. Except for the whole sex part, because Matt Engarde definitely does not have sex with dogs. Like, weirdos like Juan and stuff probably do.

And that was how Matt Engarde thoroughly owned Juan Corrida, and will continue to do so until the end of time because Juan Corrida a loser and a whore, and also a retard with like, weird fetishs and totally gay. Totally unrelated, but the author also advises that if you do invite Juan to your house for some reason that you hide all your pets because he'll probably try to rape them after you've been making out for an hour. God only knows why, the bitch be crazy.

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN UP A FEW PEGS PT3
(Anonymous)
2007-12-03 02:46 am UTC (link)
THIS LOOKS ODDLY FAMILIAR

XD

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Re: IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE IS TAKEN UP A FEW PEGS PT3
(Anonymous)
2007-12-03 03:07 am UTC (link)
Dude, you sent me the draft of this like, an hour ago, and it's already on the meme. Kekekeke...

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IN WHICH MATT ENGARDE SHOULD SHUT HIS WHORE MOUTH
(Anonymous)
2007-12-04 11:12 am UTC (link)
you plagirist. two can play at that game.



So, it's a well-known fact that words on the internet can make Matt Engarde cry, because he's such a delicate weeping flower. Even if those words are true, which they usually are. Especially in this case, where Matt Engarde came across an entirely factual account written by a very objective author, who definitely has no reason to make up lies about someone not even worth their time or effort, cause he's worthless.

But anyway, faced with the facts of what he had done, Matt Engarde burst into childish tears, and probably all sorts of gay longing for Juan Corrida and his masterful authorial voice, and beautiful writing style. His prose was definitely the kind of thing that lesser people (like Matt, who was very much lesser than Juan) would admire, and it was something that he could neevr hope to achieve, since Matt Engarde is an idiot who has no appreciation for fine literature, like Juan Corrida. Since the entire sorded event had been written down so beautifully and so accurately in words so deeply poetic, Matt just didn't know what to do when faced with such beauty and truths about his gay self. He wasn't gay! Or was he? God knows he can't make up his mind.

So Matt stared at those elgantly assembled words on the internets and wept about how badly he'd been beaten and how acurately it was all written down, and how hot it was and how crazy he was, and he didn't know what to do. What was he going to do, in the face of something as perfect as this, involving Juan Corrida, who was just as perfect?

Well, the only thing to do wuld be to counteract the truth with lies! Since Matt Engarde is just one big lie this totally came naturally to him, since that's all he ever does to everyone. even his family, not that they care about him. Didn't see them send him any flowers. But Matt Engarde is a liar in everything he does and everything he is, so the only way to fight the truth would be to lie vigorously all over it. And that's what Matt decided to do, because he was powerless to do anything else! Cause he sucks.

So Matt wrote his own version of what happened that night which was totally not true and didn't even make sense, and he posted it all proud of himself, cause that's the only thing that brings light to his dreary little life. Pretending he's better than Juan Corrida, the pinnacle of human achivement. It's sad really. It'll never happen.

The author also wants to point out that Matt didn't even change his position during the sex, because he is totally gay and wants Juan so hard and enjoyed it. More evidence that Matt has no idea what he wants, the filthy liar, unless it's more Juan. In his butt. Case closed.

(a/n: go to hell matt)

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JUAN IS MORE OF A WHORE
(Anonymous)
2007-12-06 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Sorry if this was like, late but I'm like really busy being awesome and all and stuff. I mean showbiz is a demanding job. Not like Juan would know, he's not popular enough.


So like, what sort of weirdo spends time in writing some response to the truth. I'll tell you, Juan Corrida because he sucks. I mean sucks alot, and alot I mean like, cock because he's totally gay like that. Not kidding, I checked. But really Matt Engarde doesn't care about such losers, he's too busy doing his job and being all sexy and stuff. Unlike Juan AKA bitch is like, totally obsessing over Matt and his sexy body and looks and skills. Just Juan is all lame and won't admit the truth because he's a lier.

Anyway Juan is probably crying like the girl he is and like, masturbating over Matt's show and being some huge fan of Matt of course. I mean it's not hard to see how gay Juan is for Matt. Too bad Matt Engrade doesn't roll that way and never will. He's too pretty to waste it on people like Juan, totally. But anyway, Juan is totally hating on Matt Engardes work which is like, really really childish (a/n : Matt Engarde is so mature ladies, and loves reading and writing and stuff, ladies) Juan could never understand pure brillance even if it hit him in the face. Hit him like his natural colour which is gray, Matt checked this aswell. Because Juan is old. And PMS-y.

So anyway, Juan is staring at his screen, realizing that Matt will never love him and realizing he wasn't hot enough to touch Matt which is so true. So like, Juan was all angsty and crying over it, unlike Matt Engarde who was only telling the truth. The truth hurt some times after all.

Just like a coward, though, Juan tries to make it seem like Matt sucks where he does because he tries to project himself on me and stuff. Cause he sucks like, ten times more then usual cause he's all about revenge and stuff over the truth. Juan was never a good lier though, Juan's acting clearly showed that, duh.

But like, Juan only posted a fake story like that cause it was too much to just keep his dirty dreams about sexy Matt Engarde to himself so he like totally made the poor public read his wet dreams. Matt Engarde totally doesn't find it sexy or like, clever. Cause Juan is stupid unlike Matt, fact.

Though Matt understands how everyone wants to be like him but Matt always tries to tell people no one can be as awesome as him or even close. Specially Juan Corrida.

Also, like Matt was just messing with Juan's mind being bottom and stuff. Juan will totally get to see the real Matt at some point, duh. Matt is so not gay. Juan is gay. Really, Juan's internet profile said and it says Matt Engarde is like, hundred times better. Juan is just in denial.

( a/n : Juan's gay and needs to go get a reality check )

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Re: JUAN IS MORE OF A WHORE
(Anonymous)
2008-01-28 12:29 am UTC (link)
I know who both of you are; YOU CAN HAS MY BABIES FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD 8D

I think I'm havin' a seizure here

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